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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
"U cannot expect a clear response from someone faced with an immediate threat
on his dental health". This is one of the (not most) possible deductions one (meaning myself) might come up with the title of this post. This title of the post is once again retrieved from the movie Fight Club. Hush! U never talk about Fight Club remember????Why is it that one can speak only vowels when there’s a gun barrel in your teeth? As far as Innovative reasons are concerned; I’ve mentioned one of the reasonably innovative reasons above.The second innovative one; it might be because someone might be very well mannered and it a generally accepted rule in the book of manners that u do not talk when your mouth is full.
One quick admission of porn addiction, this “not to talk when your mouth is full”, subject always reminds me blow jobs. It is a very common and very lame joke that goes hand to hand with BJs I must admit it’s a great opening line for a move. Audience immediately wonders “how the hell the main character got himself into this position?”There’s a saying by an old but not ancient Turkish folk poet called “Köroglu” which translates something like “The concept of Bravery has been corrupted as the armed rifles were invented” Köroğlu was also a bandit rebelled against the local Authority of his time (Let's say Sherif of Bolu one might say) whom blinded Köroğlu’s Father because The Sherif did not like the horse he picked for him. Guns are major problems in modern society it makes conflicts resolve in many undesirable unpredictable ways. I mean, who wants to get shot and killed by a guy can easily be beaten the shit out of him. That is why I’m with Gun control. I’d like to attract your attention to number of news mentioning kids who were once bullied or outcasted @ their high school ended up gunning down their skool or classmates. Bullies getting gunned down by those once bullied.Severe deformation of mouth area (due to the extensive number of punches received during a conflict) can also cause temporary speech impairment as well as a gun barrel between your teeth. That is why no one should try to resolve any form of conflict with guns or any form of violence. Any act of violence is necessary should take place between two consenting adults without audience preferably isolated from audience. But that is all bullshit that was inspired tom by Tyler Durden.
