Mustafa Sandal'dan Mahsun Kırmızıgül'e Methiyelerin Bir Nedeni Olmalı

New York'da 5 Minare, Mahsun Kırmızıgül'ün so filmi. En beğenilen olmasa da en çok para harcadığı filmi olduğunua kimsenin itirazı yoktur heralde. Filmin başına gelen en güzel şey Haluk Bilginer ona ne şüphe. En kötü şey ise Mustafa Sandal. Eski popçuyu daha çok tüm dünyada çıkan şarkıların bestelerinin neredeyse tamamından esinlenmek ancak iş albüme yazmaya geldiğinde kendi ismini yazmasıyla bilirsiniz.  Her zaman bir mazereti vardır.

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Çok fazla filmde oynamamış ama benim şansızlığımdan olsa gerek ben her filmini seyretmişliğim var.  Net olarak söylüyorum hayır kesinlikle hayır. Beste arakladıktan sonra bunun yanına kalması aktör olabileceğin anlamına gelmiyor.  Son zamanlarda kendisini ne zaman kamera karşısında görsem önce kendine son filminde şans veren Mahsun Kırmızıgül'e methiyeler düşüp ardından eşini yabancı bir bilde aktiristlik yaptığı için ne kadar zor bir işin üstesinden geldiğinden bahsediyor. Haydi eşini övmesini desteğini anlıyorum. Aksi halde eve gittiğinde yatacak yeri olmaz da; Mahsun Kırmızıgül'e anlam verememiştim. Filmi görünce nedenini anladım Mustafa Sandal bir kere daha çok kötü oynamış. Nasıl derler.  Bir önceki filminde dibi bulduysa bu filmde (New York'da 5 (rakamla beş) Minare isimli filmde dibi bulup bir miktar da kazmaya çabalamış. Aktörlükte en dip neresi olabilir diye merak etmiş olabilir.

Performans böyle olunca kendisinin yakın zamanda başka bir film teklifi alması çok mümkün olmaz diye düşünüyorum. Bir ihtimal bir sonraki Recep İvedik filminde Recep İvedi'ğin hapisanedeki kız arkadaşı rolü  olaabilir ama daha iyi bir aktör mutlaka çıkacaktır diye ihtimal vermiyorum. Mahsun Kırmızıgül ise bu filme verdiği emek harcadığı para nedeniyle evladı gibi görüyordur. Kargaya yavrusu kuzgun göründüğüne göre;  bu bağlamda Mustafa Sandal'ın performansıyla ilgili negatif bir algılaması varsa dahi daha kendine itiraf etmemiştir. Günün sonunda üç milyonun üzerinde bir seyirciye ulaşmış film olarak maliyetini de çıkarmış olduğuna göre "Kıral Çıplak" deseniz neysede de "Kıral'ın yanındaki "Şaklaban dal Taxxak"  deseniz dahi kıralın umrunda olmaz. Yani Mustafa Sandal'ın yakın zamanda aktör olarak iş kapabileceği ve yakın zamanda  sinema filmi için kolları sıvaması olası insan Mustafa Sandal olunca bu methiyelere anlam vermek mümkün oldu.

Ben sinemadan anlamam ama kötü oyuncuyu anlamak için sinemadan anlamanıza gerek yok zaten. Kötü oyuncunun son işverenine methiyeler düzmesi de normaldir ama bu örnekteki kadar abartınca neden sonuç ilişkisiyle çok net bir resim ortaya çıkıveriyor.

   

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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

"U cannot expect a clear response from someone faced with an immediate threat
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on his dental health". This is one of the (not most) possible deductions one (meaning myself)  might come up with the title of this post.

This title of the post is once again retrieved from the movie Fight Club. Hush! U never talk about Fight Club remember????

Why is it that one can speak only vowels when there’s a gun barrel in your teeth?

As far as Innovative reasons are concerned; I’ve mentioned one of the reasonably innovative reasons above.

The second innovative one; it might be because someone might be very well mannered and it a generally accepted rule in the book of manners that u do not talk when your mouth is full.

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One quick admission of porn addiction, this “not to talk when your mouth is full”, subject always reminds me blow jobs. It is a very common and very lame joke that goes hand to hand with BJs

I must admit it’s a great opening line for a move. Audience immediately wonders “how the hell the main character got himself into this position?”

There’s a saying by an old but not ancient Turkish folk poet called “Köroglu” which translates something like “The concept of Bravery has been corrupted as the armed rifles were invented” Köroğlu was also a bandit rebelled against the local Authority of his time (Let's say Sherif of Bolu one might say) whom blinded Köroğlu’s Father because The Sherif did not like the horse he picked for him.

Guns are major problems in modern society it makes conflicts resolve in many undesirable unpredictable ways. I mean, who wants to get shot and killed by a guy  can easily be beaten the shit out of him. That is why I’m with Gun control. I’d like to attract your attention to number of news mentioning kids who were once bullied or outcasted @ their high school ended up gunning down their skool or classmates. Bullies getting gunned down by those once bullied.

Severe deformation of mouth area (due to the extensive number of punches received during a conflict) can also cause temporary speech impairment as well as a gun barrel between your teeth. That is why no one should try to resolve any form of conflict with guns or any form of violence. Any act of violence is necessary should take place between two consenting adults without audience preferably isolated from audience. But that is all bullshit that was inspired tom by Tyler Durden.

People always ask me If knew Tyler Durden

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I’ve known Tyler Durden for years now but i’ve just started to appreciate the guy. Although I’ve known the guy as late as the movie came out I did not mention him for obvious reasons. I feel like i need to clear it out at least once for those dumb-asses that has no clue what I’m talking ‘bout. First rule of Fight Club is “U do not not (f_ckin’ way!) talk about Fight Club.

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Tyler Durden is a wise individual.One might easyly nominate him prophet of . 20th century. In a world where consumption is the new king he’s stands in the position of White Gandalf in the movie 2 Towers from the Lord of The Rings Trilogy.

By the way secrew those “content is the new king” bullshitters. I’ve been writing in this frackkin blog for over 2 years now and inspite of that all that great content I created (that is in great dispute by the way), The highest ranking post is on the definition of Foreplay.

This particular post on the definition of Foreplay is in Turkish so one might come with the idea that Turks do not even know the concept of Foreplay. Considering the number of Google traffic this particular post generates in the blog this particular claim might actually be based upon a fact.

To put it in a different perspective; we take sex so seriously that we do not dispute on the subject of sex with foreplay, cuddling and etc. We just screw anything comes along. As the definition of Karma is (a bitch) “What goes around Comes Around” if one screws enough number of people eventually ends up screwing himself which is the ultimate goal in this concept.

Now since I’ve re-discovered Tyler Durden again after all those years, Let’s see “What Would Tyler Durden Do” to my blog.

Tyler Durden is like a good luck charm. The guy whose name shall not be mentioned played the role of Tyler Durden has been banging Angelina Jolie for years now. The guy who played Gandalf in LOTR Trilogy is on the other hand has never been claimed to bang anything. (He is gay by tha way Gandalf). Although the actor mentioned above was banging and was once married to Jennifer Aniston long before Jolie but I’ll not hold this againist Tyler Durden’s Goodluck Charm.

Tyler Durden is a Phylosopher on Human Behaviors today. He has long before discovered than I that, "It is a whole world based upon consumption of resources by men. There are millions of methods and systems structurally specifically designed to motivate men to use their life sources consume. If not carefully managed consumption supported by debt leads to life time slavery."

Now what was the question again? Oh yeah If I knew Tyler Durden. Yes I know Tyler Durden for years but Tyler Durden Dawned on me ten years after I’ve met him.

Let’s see what will Tyler Durden Inspire me next with?

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Panda Kicks ass @ the box office

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Panda Kicks Ass,

Looks like "Kung Fu Panda" the animation movie of the 2008 Summer is
into some heavy ass kicking.

Chubby Panda Master of Kung Fu has already achieved the #1 position @
the box office leaving major contenders such as Indiana Jones, Sex and
the City
and the evidently no need to see stupid Adam Sandler movie Zohan

This is an animated story about martial art techniques created by
mimicking the certain animals. No need to say that it is also about the
animals from which the tecniques are inspired.

It is going to take a while for me to be able to watch it from where I
live. Which is Turkey by the way.

I normally blog in Turkish which is my native language but today I
decided to make an acception to the cause. The reason for this exception
can be monitored in my page statistics. I suck in blogging in Turkish
and somehow If I suck less in english it may motivate me for my future
posts.

We'll see about that.

Simpson Ailesi Sinema filmi

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